there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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