After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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