i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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