hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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