I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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