Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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