she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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