i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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