going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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