You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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