is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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