I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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