Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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