What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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