Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
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What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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