Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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