Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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