If i come over, it means nothing
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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