How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize