i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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