in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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