Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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