Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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