How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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