He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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