I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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