Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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