Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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