I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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