this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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