just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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