He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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