i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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