Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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