The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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