im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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