Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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