It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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