farters have to be the big spoon...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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