Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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