I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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