Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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