There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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