butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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