waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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