can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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