OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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