You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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