she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have tasted many bathrooms
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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