Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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